Hello, all.
In the recent popularity of "fuck yeah, girl power" and "single girl" blogs, this one is now my own. Though currently I am not single, I am a Bridget Jones at heart. The spinster qualities remain. The excessive eating of sweets, Bright Eyes laced playlists, and excessive viewing of romantic comedies- yup, it's all there! This is to be fun, and anonymous, if anyone ever seems to discover it. Expect rants about dicks, lack of dicks, quirky tales of romance, douchebags, and everything in between.
Tonight, well early this morning, being that it is 5:05am, and I am procrastinating for finals, I came across a funny thought in my head. Okay, ladies, do you ever meet a totally sexy guy (fine, you might not meet them but admire them from afar) and unleash your inner x-ray vision to guide your vision to his crotch to size him up? I know I can't be the only one! The more we find a man attractive, the more perfect we envision his dick, am I wrong? We can't help it, because if for some cosmic reason we get the chance to sleep with them, everything leading up to them unzipping their pants is pure fantasy. According to rumors now-a-days you have to find a guy's shoe size, divide in half, and add one and bam! there you go, you know what to expect. That is so not true! I know we deep down know this, but jesus, that is so not true. Then it comes to height. If the sexy babe is tall, he must have big feet, so his dick is going to be big and rock your world! Wrong! Seriously, I have come to realize the people you least expect to have big dicks, usually have big dicks. Isn't that crazy? For example, a couple months ago before my current boyfriend I was fooling around/somewhat dating a boy. I will not mention his name so I will refer to him as Text Message Dumper (Yes, it happened.) He was everything I wanted, skinny art school hipster, relatively tall, played synth in a band, was funny and awkward with the cutest voice. So, in those tight pants he wore, I never thought he would have a big dick at all. I thought it would be decent and relatively skinny. We didn't have sex for a couple weeks, but all I could do was speculate, obviously. So things get hot and heavy one night, and it is unleashed. Man, oh man! Huge. H u g e, and a beautiful cock, I must say. Isn't that wonderful when you can breathe a sigh of relief when the guy you like has a nice dick? If he doesn't, that should be quite a deal breaker, or at least tell the poor guy to get it together. Anyway, I was blown away. This 6'2 or 3" guy I slept with months prior, so small! All these men misleading us all along. I guess this is nature's way of telling us to get to know a guy, stick around to see what present might be waiting for you. If he's nice enough to you, and you question his size, you never know, you might be pleasantly surprised.
